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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Counter with awareness of the alternative:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That Exxon sign is ridiculously tall.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If memory serves, this is Breezewood, PA; about the middle of the state of Pennsylvania, along the PA turnpike. It's an easy on/off between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that doesn't sell you convenience food at turnpike rest stop captive prices.

Anyway, central to west PA is Appalachian mountains, and this part of Breezewood is at the bottom of a valley. The sign is tall so you can see it east and westbound from the turnpike.

I don't know why I shared this information.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad you did. From my perspective, this could have been any exit off I-25 from Denver to Albuquerque.

Glad to know we're all in the same boat.

Also, we should fix the boat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)

Don't catch you slippin' now (ayy)

Look how I'm livin' now

Police be trippin' now (woo)

Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)

Guns in my area (word, my area)

I got the strap (ayy, ayy)

I gotta carry 'em

Yeah, yeah, I'ma go into this (ugh)

Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)

Yeah, yeah, I'ma go get the bag

Yeah, yeah, or I'ma get the pad

Yeah, yeah, I'm so cold like, yeah (yeah)

I'm so dope like, yeah (woo)

We gon' blow like, yeah (straight up, uh)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So people driving cross-state on the freeway can see it and suddenly realize they have to pee.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I use counter spell of smoking a bong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Normally you smoke the weed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah if you only want to get high, the true magic comes from smoking the bong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I still have so much to learn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Try having an upside bong, that's great for unlocking your weed wizard knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

counterspell: quickly scroll past without dwelling on it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

You have no power here!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nat 1. You comment on the post instead.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I kinda needed this

thanks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

FUCK. my alarms went off 30 minutes ago I need to get out of bed do shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have my phone charging pad in my living room. If I needed an alarm I would use my old clock, but these days I wake up at first light, because I have two furry 75 pound alarm clocks that won't let me sleep. Previous to fostering them, I would wake up and get up immediately, because I don't have any entertainment in my bedroom. It makes falling asleep and waking up much easier for me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bah, I waste my time on my computers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

"You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m taking a shit. It’s either memes or existential dread, so I’m doing this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Be careful, don't sit too long!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Piefed tells you how much time you've spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the bottom of the page

...there's a bottom?

scrolls endlessly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: http://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, "Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Joke's on you, I'm on a PC, not a phone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hey stop it! Next you are going to tell me to work in my paid time!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Idk...I just learned that USA doesn't have civil rights anymore...so it wasn't a complete waste.

http://lemmy.world/post/28630797

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Its only been 2, uhh, 3...Scratch that. I dont need to tell you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

You have no power here Gandalf the gray!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Counter, awareness of your countries impending doom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

/played Instant emotional damage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

And you? ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing changed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I already know. I do it deliberately

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I deflect with a spell "i just open the app"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Damn it, I failed my save. Full damage, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on you, I normally go on here when I'm eating

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm dual wielding, poop and phone. I cannot be stopped.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gandalf uses a staff not a wand

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