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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Our noise canceling headphones were for my 6yo but I use them more often than he does. Sometimes when he wears them he cranks the volume on the tablet to hear it through those headphones and we're still educating him on why that's no good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That's beautiful

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

"Educating" my ass; have you ever thanked a teacher for calling you a wrong stupid cunt?

If I want to educate you on the proper way to respond to someone stating their own possibly-naive experience, I'd undermine my effort if I let my own cunt face follow it up with "Now go wipe your mom's ass for the umpteenth time cuz you're a shitty teacher."

Sincerely, I don't feel the kind of hostility towards you that that example suggests. But if you feel insulted, reflect on that and go from there.

 

Chew story

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Our company of 5000+ US employees just ended a hybrid model and now requires full return to work. I sit near HR. Here are some things I've heard:

  • Asked in a public forum what metrics were involved in revoking work from home, VP said "Metrics? None. Next question." All other questions received some kind of diplomatic answer but not that one.
  • A couple of HR employees vocally shit on the complaint emails they've been tasked with responding to. They're the bootlickin-est people I've ever heard in a professional setting. 3+ times I've heard "If it bothers you that much then quit, simple. The company's not for you then."
  • A global company, our intranet shows the head honcho taking pride in work life flexibility and touts the same fukkin hybrid model. US workers were told it's a "participating locations only" situation.
  • VP said they didn't anticipate how beloved working from home was, and said (despite no communication otherwise) it was their plan all along to end it, and that they made a mistake by not doing it sooner because it gave us the false impression it was permanent.

In contrast, we employ some union and some non union workers all over the country. As much HR shit talk as I've heard over 5 years, I and they still have to abide by WRITTEN PROCEDURES whose express intent is not running astray of the Collective Bargaining Agreements. I hear these HR people on phone calls about something union related and I get to hear "Jump? How high?" and other cowtowing phrases, knowing they're fuming inside but can't do anything about it because we're beholden to those CBAs.

Regularly, I witness stark evidence that union workers are treated better than their counterparts. The CBAs have teeth and the company knows it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

+1 for Technology Connections <3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This was informative, and unexpectedly candid. I guess I understand downvotes as an expression of disapproval of the act of making fake IDs but if it was legal at the time to make them, then only the ethical argument remains and that's moot if it's illegal now.

I feel smartened

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

We might make new friends on the road that day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Bald for Bieber

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

My local branch of the ICE Enforcement and Removal division is not answering calls. It rings and rings without end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you for the link. It's as if that article was spying on my wife, and I'll share it with her when she wakes. Happy Tuesday!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

David Steven Cohen, the head writer, died recently on 15-Mar-2025.

 
 

It's me.

 

No one would start intentionally shopping for a phone priced that high just by looking at this ad. It has to be a more literal clickbait.

UPDATE: I did not consider the currency. The number of responses mentioning currency tells me that's what I overlooked. I am no longer even mildly infuriated and am therfore a liar 😅

 

"Secret" is tongue in cheek.

We know people flash the white power hand sign when having their picture taken, as if it isn't a racist dog whistle.

The Bloods have a hand sign. I'm impressed that one can spell the entire word with one's hands.

Jeep drivers have a cutesy hand wave that signals a common identity with other Jeep drivers.

AFAIK there's no hand sign that espouses the Eat The Rich sentiment. There's an opportunity to create something new where one doesn't yet exist.

If "Eat the Rich" produced a secret hand gesture, what would/should it look like?

I understand the argument of "This doesn't help; instead write to your congressman or volunteer to burp newborns." I get that, but this is independent of that.

This truly belongs in AskLemmy but their (justified) temporary ban on US politics seems to discourage this question.

 

Today at work my team rolled our eyes at the latest uttering of "This is a living, breathing document." I then joked that maybe we could give the spreadsheet some warts and some hair. That got me thinking - are there skins/mods for Excel that are cartoony and ridiculous? A cursory web search only turns up things that look "professional".

Have y'all seen that nasty skin banana? Doesn't this world have that, but in Excel? I'd like to see each cell have not-so-straight lines, some cells with little bumps/warts here and there, and little gross hairs in the corners. Bonus points if they pulsate. A pivot table could maybe have an appearance like it's protruding out of the sheet, like a cartoon character who swallowed a safe and you can see the big square on their belly. Filtered rows could look like old skin wrinkles. "Excel illustrated by the one(s) responsible for Ren and Stimpy," I guess.

And that's just one gross hypothetical version. How about themes like Lisa Frank, or the menu from a Final Fantasy game. Think about the worlds in Super Mario Bros 3. Couldn't we have spreadsheets that are themed like a desert, an ice world, or a jungle.

I'm running out of ideas but hopefully you get the picture.

DO THESE EXIST?

 
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